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My boyfriend went to pull my panties off last night and wanted to be cute. So instead of saying “pad,” he said, “Oh, you don’t have any vagina bandaids on anymore.”

Taxidermy deer with wolf teeth. - Imgur

Taxidermy deer with wolf teeth. - Imgur

Fancy dress party tomorrow. Theme: Sexy Sailors. - Imgur

Fancy dress party tomorrow. Theme: Sexy Sailors. - Imgur

At JoAnn Fabrics. The British are coming…and so am I. - Imgur

At JoAnn Fabrics. The British are coming…and so am I. - Imgur

Use gloves when using Rogaine - Imgur

Use gloves when using Rogaine - Imgur

Oh my god I want that clock so much - Imgur

Oh my god I want that clock so much - Imgur

And there was this bear … - Imgur

And there was this bear … - Imgur

So.. Gengar wants to be an Eeveelution! - Imgur

So.. Gengar wants to be an Eeveelution! - Imgur

I AM INFINITE - Imgur

I AM INFINITE - Imgur